Monday, April 22, 2013

You've Got to Be Kidding Me

You know what I love about Facebook?  I love the vast wealth of information.  It absolutely fascinates me how quickly information can be spread to a wide variety of people in just a very short time.

While I'd love to think that there's truckloads of great, helpful, and encouraging information being broadcasted all over Facebook, unfortunately there's also crap like this:



(The listed steps: 1) Pump and measure milk 2) Enter info online 3) receive personalized report)

  Yesterday I came across this garbage in one of the Facebook groups I'm a part of.  My first instinct was to think it was a fake.  I've seen funny photos of phony products (like a cell phone that also makes coffee for you).  Surely this was a scam too!

Oh no.  It wasn't.  The more I realized that it was completely real, the angrier I got.  I wanted to pull my hair out, scream at the top of my lungs and throw my coffee cup through a window.

This company advertises a desire to "give moms confidence to continue breastfeeding", but this product will do nothing but the opposite for many women. 

I understand the common concern women have about how much milk they are making, afterall there are no "ounce" marks on our breasts, nor is our baby able to tell us how much she's getting in one sitting.  I myself was a VERY flat chested woman prior to giving birth, and my son was always rather skinny.  Pumping was depressing because I never got much more than just a couple ounces.  I was constantly worried about my supply.  Since then I've successfully breastfed two more children.  I've learned a few things in that time.

For most women breastfeeding is totally do-able, even for us "flat chested" mamas.  Smaller storage space does not mean you won't produce enough.  It might mean you have to feed more often, but it doesn't disqualify you from being able to create enough milk for your baby.  It's been documented that there are even men who have wet-nursed their children after the mother's died and there was no other option.  MEN!  I promise, if he with his zero "storage space" can do it, you can too.


By the time the above information isn't enough, it's probably time to talk to a professional anyway. 

I'll make you a deal, rather than waste your hard earned money on a gimmick that may or may not ease your mind, why don't you invest that money in a real person?  The package goes for $10, so here's what I'll do.  For $10 I'll give you one hour of my time.  One hour where you'll get to talk to a birth professional and mom who has successfully breastfed three children (and plans on feeding more).  One hour where you have access to a real live woman who understands your fears and is dedicated to encouraging you with real information.  One hour with a woman who will be able to give you encouragement and help point you in the right direction if you really DO need to talk to a professional Lactation Consultant.  The FAQs even state that this product is limited and advice from a professional (or more money and further testing with them) will be warranted if you have concerns. 

Let me tell you something - if you used this product and it told you your supply was fine, you never needed it to start with.  If you used this product and it said there was a problem, you needed more than this product could offer to begin with and you just wasted $10.

Contact me and put that $10 to far better use!  I'll also be happy to debunk all their FAQs for you ;)


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*EDIT 4/24/2013*

Today I was ecstatic to read an article stating that the company who produced this product is discontinuing it due to negative feedback.  However, my offer for breastfeeding assessment and encouragement still stands!  I will be labeling this on my classes page with more information about scheduling a phone call!


Tuesday, April 16, 2013

What's More Excting Than New Babies?

In my humble opinion, there is nothing more exciting than brand new babies. 

The soft fluffy hair. 
The skin so soft you just want to touch it all day.
The tiny fingers and toes.
Sweet eyes and little smiles that could melt your heart.

I'll tell you what - as a mom I often feel like the world could be crashing to an end and everything would feel ok as long as my baby was smiling at me.

Yes sir-ee... new things are fun.  Especially new babies.

But I'll tell you something else - I know what's nearly as exciting as brand new babies.  New classes!!!

That's right, it's finally time to unveil my new class!!! 

Bare Basics of Birth
In these "time is money" kind of days, I realize some people feel they don't have time for long birth classes.  However this is a terrible excuse for not taking one!  It's been well documented that couples who feel more prepared for their births are more likely to find their personal birth experience positive.  I'd love to think that everyone will find time to sit in on my class for two weekends, but if you just can't find that kind of time then this class is for you!

In this new class, we'll explore a wide variety of topics in a quick and efficient way in order to best prepare you for your birth!  Included in this class will be:

Understanding normal birth
Birth partner preparation
Working with your care providers
Natural birth coping techniques
and more!!!

While this class is of course in no way all encompassing, it will put you well on your way toward having a positive and informed birth experience.

Just as we celebrate the birth of babies with gifts, I'm celebrating the birth of this class with two gifts for you!  Through the months of April and May I'm offering all private classes at the public class cost (that means no extra fee unless I need to travel)!  Also, when you call for a consultation or to schedule your class, just mention this post and be sure you've "liked" me on Facebook to receive $20 off your class, no matter which one you take (you must BOTH mention this post, AND like my Facebook page)! 

The first scheduled class will be May 4th, however for the remainder of April I will allow couples to schedule a private class at a time that works for them.

Call or email me to get scheduled for your class today!